It's officially the 4th of July in the part of the country that created the part of the country you're in. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 07/04/2017 at 00:13 • Filed to: None

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There’s a poll here, unless Kinja decides to express its freedom by screwing stuff up

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Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 00:22

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7 minutes later and with one voted counted, we’re calling it for Prometheus being the third best Alien movie  with 100% of the vote.

Captain of the Enterprise > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 00:31

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I eat Five Guys in my Corolla lol

DipodomysDeserti > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 00:34

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¡Viva la Revolucion!

What about the parts of the country that were stolen from Mexico, who stole it from Spain, who stole it from indians?

deprecated account > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 00:38

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Wearing patriotic apparel and go to sleep later than usual because my neighbors exercise their freedom to use fireworks.

HammerheadFistpunch > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 00:46

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You’re not wrong about Prometheus. It’s a distant third though

Honeybunchesofgoats > Captain of the Enterprise 07/04/2017 at 00:53

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As the founding Fathers intended.

Honeybunchesofgoats > DipodomysDeserti 07/04/2017 at 00:54

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We all stole it from the Indians, but ours has fewer telenovelas.

Honeybunchesofgoats > HammerheadFistpunch 07/04/2017 at 00:58

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We’re best friends now.

I will defend that film to my dying day. It satisfies all of my Alien dorkdom by having a Space Jockey, it’s has old school sci-fi “now we’re dying for trying to learn more about existence” morality, and the vagina snake scene is 100% believable to anyone who has ever met a biologist.

Most people complain that that scene is dumb, but I’ve yet to meet a single biologist who wouldn’t be killed by the vagina snake in that situation.

HammerheadFistpunch > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 01:00

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I’ve seen it at least a dozen times looking for that hidden meaning then I realized I just like the space need parts of it and I can leave the overarching thematic elements.

Still haven’t seen covenant

Honeybunchesofgoats > HammerheadFistpunch 07/04/2017 at 01:03

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Neither have I, but I don’t know why.

I watched some video on YouTube explaining Prometheus and it almost ruined it. It’s a film best enjoyed by looking at Michael Fassbender’s pretty, pretty face and not asking questions.

Honeybunchesofgoats > deprecated account 07/04/2017 at 01:07

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I’m wearing a Barbour jacket and cap, listening to The Beatles, and drinking Chinese beer, so I think I’ve run off course somewhere in the past hour.

RallyWrench > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 01:29

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I’m going wildcard. I get to... stain a fence!! America! Also it’ll probably be foggy and this is California so we can’t have fireworks. So really it’s just Tuesday, without having to go to work.

Honeybunchesofgoats > RallyWrench 07/04/2017 at 01:31

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I’m definitely up for some real Tom Sawyer shit tonight.

RallyWrench > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 01:32

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I am down with Rush. Most of the time.

Honeybunchesofgoats > RallyWrench 07/04/2017 at 01:34

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The most American of bands!

RallyWrench > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 02:28

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So polite, those boys.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 02:45

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I’m one of those weirdos who really liked Prometheus. I was actually hoping the movie that became Alien Covenant would be a direct sequel following what happened to Shaw and David in the engineer ship. I still haven’t seen it after finding out it wouldn’t be but I probably will eventually.

Honeybunchesofgoats > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 07/04/2017 at 02:55

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I love that movie so much. I had its connection to Alien spoiled for me, but somehow managed to forget it when I saw it. Few films have filled me with such child-like joy like that film.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 05:33

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work, as it’s just another day here in Oz

X37.9XXS > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/04/2017 at 09:50

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Visiting Brittany

LastFirstMI is my name > Captain of the Enterprise 07/04/2017 at 10:19

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You win AOTD - American of the Day! You win a 132 oz Big Gulp. Be glad you aren’t driving some Eurapeein car with sissy cup holders

CaptDale - is secretly British > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/05/2017 at 14:25

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Get drunk, do burnouts, and blow shit up all while eating BBQ!